A drunk who called a policeman a “paedophile” was arrested three times over one long weekend.
But known nuisance Mark Millions was given just a slap on the wrist by magistrates, despite hurling unprintable abuse at every officer who nicked him.
The 45-year-old used homophobic slurs against several officers, while telling one policeman who came to arrest him “you want headbutting”.
In one expletive-laced rant he called one a “pig”.
But appearing in court on a conditional discharge, he was just given another by the bench – effectively meaning he will be unpunished unless he commits another offence in the near future.
Magistrates didn’t even bother fining him, claiming it was pointless as he already owes over £600 to the court.
Millions’ crime-laced bender started on August 6 in North Marine Road, where he was arrested again four days later.
He was also nicked in the middle of it after being abusive on the steps of The Shakespeare as he clutched a can of cider.
Benefit claimant Millions, from Beck Lane, Cloughton, hobbled into court for the hearing claiming he had broken his leg.
His solicitor Marcus Topham said he had committed the offences during a “low ebb” due to his injury.
He has to pay charges totalling £165.