Take a look inside the East Coast caravan which is fit for a pirate

Shiver me timbers! Here’s a cabin fit for any pirate – or landlubber – situated handy  – m’hearties – for ships  and the sea.
Owner Keith Webster inside the caravanOwner Keith Webster inside the caravan
Owner Keith Webster inside the caravan

From the outside, the caravan at Reighton Sands looks like your everyday static ‘vessel’ but climb aboard and embrace a buccaneer’s berth.

Owned by Keith and Claire Webster, it is the UK’s first fully-themed, part interactive static caravan perfect for both young and old pirate lovers.

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The couple worked with an external company to create the pirate’s paradise which comes complete with sails, treasure maps and swords.

It also has a personalised greeting in a bottle as well as a mysterious clues to solve a combination lock on a secret booty cupboard door.

A family with young children said: “I cannot tell you how great this caravan is

“There is amazing attention to detail, even the handles in the galley – kitchen – are skulls.

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“There is a rug treasure map, and with just a small willingness to suspend belief, you can believe yourself to be on the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean.”

Keith and Claire are selling their caravan.

It can be booked through that can be booked through UKcaravans4hire.comGareth Irving, Managing Director UKcarvans4hire.com said: "Given the current climate, everyone is looking forward to a holiday and getting away but it can be hard to find that special place for your whole family to enjoy that doesn’t break the bank.

“It’s great to see caravan owners making such an effort to ensure families have a fantastic time during a staycation - the themed caravans with interactive fun activities certainly provide a memorable experience for the whole family."

Does this sound like the perfect holiday home for you? To help you brush up on your “Pirate Talk” before you walk the plank, UKcaravans4hire.com have put together a list of popular pirate phrases that will make it even more fun to enjoy your time on the ‘ship’.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

The pirate catchphrase of grumbling or disgust

Ahoy, Me Hearties!

Hello, my friends, crew members, etc.

Aye Aye

Yes Sir, right away!

Blow me down!

Phrase of amazement or shock

Booty

Treasure

Clap of Thunder

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A strong, alcoholic drink - Grog is a pirate’s favourite drink (a mixture of rum, water, lemon juice, and sugar)

Dead Men Tell No Tales

No survivors left behind

Hang ‘Em from the Yardarm

A punishment served to a prisoner

Lad, lass, lassie

A child or young person

Loot

Stolen money or belongings

Pieces of eight

Spanish coins in pirate treasures

Poop deck

Surprisingly, not the toilet! This is at the farthest point of the ship above the Captain’s headquarters.

Run a Rig

Play a joke or a trick on someone

Savvy?

Do you get it? or Do you understand?

Scurvy Dog

An insulting name

Shiver me timbers’

An oath, expressing fear, annoyance or surprise - Blackbeard (AKA Edward Teach) was a well known terrifying pirate. You would often hear pirates in his presence mutter “Shiver me timbers!”.

Son of a Biscuit Eater

Another insulting name

Three Sheets to the Wind

Very drunk, intoxicated

Walk the Plank

If you hear this, you’re doomed - off the board into the deep ocean and possibly lead up to a meet-up with Davy Jones.