Honours: Gong for being a hairdresser?!

When I see people getting awarded gongs for doing naff all, it annoys me intensely. It would appear that in respect of receiving accolades for service to his country, David Cameron’s hairdresser is more fitting to receive his country’s recognition than my uncle, John Normandale, who served on Arctic Convoy duty during the Second World War, from March 1942 to June 1946.

TW Ward