Water way to dream up solution

re geese deaths.

On Sunday I spent five hours queuing for JLS tickets and this gave me time to count the number of indentations in the wall and then consider all the many possible solutions to the problem.

My count was inconclusive as one appeared larger than the others and may have been caused by a double hit so there were either 14 or 15.

As regards solutions, I thought of many, including demolishing the flats and building a single-storey retro cafe complex incorporating a night club.

However, it finally occurred to me. Benchmark could build a large all-weather water park in front of the wall and then the only danger would be to flying pigs!

Colin Lomas

Newby Farm Road