You still have a few days left to ensure you’re not disappointing anyone and letting the team down by picking up - dare I say it - a Christmas jumper… also known as an “ugly jumper.”
If there is any time of the year where it is acceptable to wear a jumper in an “ironic” fashion, then Christmas would be one of them - but we’ve got you covered if you really can’t stand baubles and red noses on your torso.
From keeping warm in front of the festive “feuer” in a Rammstein knitted jumper, through to Pink Floyd asking if you wished you were where you’re spending Christmas this year, we’ve scoured EMP to find 13 music themed “ugly” jumpers that can still pass if you end up going to the club later that day.
But don’t leave it too late - you only have a matter of days to make your order. You have been warned - or offered a perfect “get out” excuse.
9. Pink Floyd
Inspired by the ethereal Wish You Were Here album, this Pink Floyd jumper brings surreal festive vibes to your holiday wardrobe. Featuring artwork reminiscent of the burning handshake scene, it's a striking tribute to one of their most iconic albums with a touch of holiday warmth. | EMP
10. Rammstein
Bring the heat to your holiday celebrations with this Rammstein-inspired Christmas jumper featuring the band's iconic "R" logo. Known for their explosive performances and industrial metal sound, Rammstein brings a fiery edge to the festive season. With this design, you’re not just sporting a band logo; you're igniting the Christmas spirit with a touch of German intensity. | EMP
11. Slipknot
Unleash your inner chaos this Christmas with a Slipknot-inspired jumper featuring artwork from their legendary Iowa album. Known for their masked personas, brutal riffs, and dark, haunting lyrics, Slipknot is the last band you'd expect to see rocking a Christmas sweater. But that’s what makes this design so perfect for metalheads who want to combine the festive spirit with a bit of edge. | EMP
12. The Beatles
Embrace the timeless style of The Beatles this Christmas with a Hard Day’s Night-inspired jumper featuring the Fab Four in their iconic haircuts. This classic image captures the peak of Beatlemania, when John, Paul, George, and Ringo were at the forefront of pop culture. Perfect for music lovers who want to mix a bit of vintage charm with their holiday cheer, this design radiates the fun and light-hearted spirit of The Beatles' early days, making it a festive hit for any fan of the band’s iconic style and sound. | EMP